Cant jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Why canโt Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs donโt make a white.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why canโt orphans play baseball? They ainโt got no home to run to.
Why canโt England people play chess? They ainโt got no queen.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Whatโs the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You canโt milk the cow after 12 years.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I canโt use the "Help yo self" budget.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they canโt be straight.