Cant jokes
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"