Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!