Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.