Cant jokes
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.