Cant jokes
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!