Cant jokes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.