Cant jokes
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
I can't stand disability jokes.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈