Cant jokes
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.