Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.