Cant jokes
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.