Cant jokes
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.