Cant jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. š
Your hairline goes so far back even history canāt record it.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they canāt tell their parents.
Why canāt orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they donāt know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I canāt kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as Iām shore you shall sea.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.