Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.