Cant jokes
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!