Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.