Cant jokes
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
If you canāt touch your brain or see your brain, you donāt have a brain?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Youāve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually canāt reach it anyway.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and heās going through a hard time. I donāt see why people canāt just spread love and kindness like meš
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I donāt understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Whatās the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both canāt breathe.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why canāt an orphan play baseball?
They canāt find home.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.