Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.