Cant jokes
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.