Cant jokes
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why doesnโt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canโt sniff their hair.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Why canโt Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*