Cant jokes

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†