Cant jokes
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.