Cant jokes
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.