Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Cant Jokes
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
