Cant jokes
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
If a blind person canโt see, then do they sleep?
Theyโre the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Why canโt Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs donโt make a white.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Why canโt orphans play baseball? They ainโt got no home to run to.
Why canโt England people play chess? They ainโt got no queen.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!