Cant jokes
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!