Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.