Cant jokes
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!