Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.