Cant jokes
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.