Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
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What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
