Cant jokes
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
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I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d*ck reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well, no sir." And grandpa said then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said, "Let me get a hit of that," and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d*ck reach your a**?" and Johnny said no again. And then papaw was shootin' his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d*ck reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d*ck reach your a**?" and papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f*ck yourself 'cause you ain't gettin' none of my ice cream!"
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.