Cant jokes
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."