What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Cant Jokes
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
