Cant jokes

I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

Why can't homeless people be gay?

They don't have a closet to get out of.

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."