Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.