Cant jokes

Orphan

  • Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

    Plane

  • (The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

    Mama

  • Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

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  • Woman

  • A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

    “Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.

    “Those are just contractions.”

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  • Chess

  • Why can’t USA and England play chess?

    The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.