Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."