Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Cant Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
