Cant jokes
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.