Cant jokes
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.