Cant jokes
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, βCan't you unmute her?β
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."