Cant jokes
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.