Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.