Cant jokes
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.