Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
