Cant jokes
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.