Cant jokes
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.