Cant jokes
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.