Cant jokes

Man

  • A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

    "Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."

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  • Dream Job

  • Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."

    My friends: "What's your dream job?"

    Me: "I'm going to die young :))"

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  • Swallow

  • A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

    "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

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  • Sleep

  • Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

    Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

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