Cant jokes
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.