Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
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Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"