Cant jokes
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.