Cant jokes
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.