Cant jokes
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢