Cant jokes
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.