Canning jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

What time is it when you can drive home from phone?

He jizzes canned cheese.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.

Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!

What is the difference between a car and a tree?

A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.

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Au revoir, GGG

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.