Canning jokes

Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?

You can get on with a prostitute!

He jizzes canned cheese.

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.

What time is it when you can drive home from phone?

Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!

What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!

What is the difference between a car and a tree?

A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,

And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.

The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"

He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.

Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"