9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Canning Jokes
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
He jizzes canned cheese.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
