Canning jokes
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Memes
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.