Canning jokes
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Memes
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
I can smell your kids!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.