When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Canning Jokes
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What can a physically handicapped βΏ gay man π¬ do on his own very well π without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Why shouldnβt you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)(β-β)
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Whatβs the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, βIβm going to get milk!β to his wife and kids.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. π€£π€£π€£
I can smell your kids!
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.