Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
I CAN MAKE 9/11 JOKES BUT EVERY TIME I DO THEY CRASH AND BURN
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
why do Emos love Christmas? so they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. hope u liked it, happy holidays!
What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG
can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand up comedian?
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
My fish can break dance. only for 20 seconds and only once.
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
I am whoopin my doges a$$ if u like u can free him
why is the oldest iphone an orphan can get the iphone XI or XR it doesnt have a home button
Stephen hawking can pass any test but there’s one test cant pass it is the pacer test
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
what does blind kids and orphans have in common.
neither of them can see they're parents.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class
