My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
Why is the fanny flat because so it can flop about
Can emo kids get happy meals??????????
A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
whats the same about a newborn and a football? you can kick them both very easily.
finish the lyrics Can I put my
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers. because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers, they can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
"can we do 69" "how about we do the 9/11 since we will crash together."
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
