Canning jokes
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"