Why can’t you sell nans but you can sell zebras ?
why are orphans bad at baseball:they can ́t find home base
why cant orphans be gay?cecause theyhave no one they can call daddy
i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...
i'm bored so can yall ask me some questions and i have to answer them
Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants
Why do Orphans go to Chruch? So that they can call someone Father
When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts so much when you want to put it back 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner. His mother says, “I don’t like your friends”. Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
I can see my future in your forehead
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car
