ur hair line so deep people can see what u thinking
whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
where can you donate an aborted fetus?
your local pizzeria.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny Mulan can look into your forehead and sing reflection
What’s yellow and can swim a bus full of kids
Whats the difference between Jesus and and a picture of jesus
You can hang the picture with one nail
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
i heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains but faith cannot move your receding hairline
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
Hey guys, its Hailey here.
Ima start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake. We can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, You won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Why do orphans love going to church...
Because they can call someone father
