Canning jokes
What can you catch, but not throw?
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Can someone be my daddy?
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.