What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!