No matter how big the jar there is 1 thing that can never fit inside it what is it?
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully. But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Person: So Jimmy what do you do all day ?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
Can you show me what rape is
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
they can never do a home run
What is the difference between et and an orphan et can actually call home
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation: Get rid all the su!c!d3 prevention lines so the Su!c!d@l people can kill themselves
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
What did jupiter say to Uranus hey i can see your Uranus from here
What is the difference between hitler and Usain bolt
Usain bolt can finish a race.
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I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
