How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym ๐ช ๐ช ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ or at the rest area โฟ๏ธ ๐น ๐ฝ.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Fatherโs Day.