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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
What Can Change Color and get beat up? You
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
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An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
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Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I’m lookin for some good jokes for the best song award can yall help a fellow at
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Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
