Can jokes
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors. It’s a job I can see myself doing.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!