What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
Can Jokes
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
