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Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!

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    • What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.

    What is the difference between a human and a bird?

    A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.

    What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.