Call jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.