What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
a galiminus.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair
a boomarang
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
What do you call a farting boxer???
Gaseous Clay
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
