What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
