Call jokes
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.