What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home