Call jokes

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

What is killing your friend called?

A homie-side.

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

- Carlos.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.