Call jokes
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Memes
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.