How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
