Call jokes
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.