How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
If Jesus was real they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion.
They would call it crucifact.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a gay barbeque?
LGTBBQ
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
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What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
Y'now that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
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what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
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What do you call an Angry Texan?
a Confederate leader
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a blind German A not see
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
