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Shed

Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?

A: Retired Farming Machinery.

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    • Drug

    A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

    It’s called Trycoxagain.

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    • Crime scene

    What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?

    Returning to the scene of the crime.

    Memes

    Class

    I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

    A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    Suicide

    I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

    Tbh they really left me hanging there.

    Charity

    I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

    I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

    Name

    How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

    Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

    How did she differentiate them?

    She called them by their last names.

    Crucifixion

    If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.

    Orphan

    So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

    Orphan

    Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!

    Orphan: You will?