Call jokes
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
Memes
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.