Call Jokes

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she differentiate them?

She called them by their last names.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.

Tbh they really left me hanging there.

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

What do you call a gay barbecue?

LGTBBQ.

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

Caregiver.

what do you call a baby in an oven?

my next meal.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

What do you call a blind German?

A not see.