Call jokes
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.