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They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
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What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.