Call jokes
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.