Call jokes
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.