Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
what do you call a kid with home a homless kid
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese
What do you call a retard with a ak special forces