what do u call joey in a room...... transgender
What do u call josh in a room... Gay
there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg
I call this my great talk with Siri
Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke
Siri: My mother ? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question
Me : it wasn’t a question
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: you should understand
Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: no you b***
Your mom is so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Your mom is so dumb she called me asking for my phone #
I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door
what do you call a picture of a orphan selfie
what do you call a priest gay! hahahahahaha
You so fat when you got to McDonald’s they had to call Wendy’s for backup
What do you call a person in a wheelchair? Anything they can't catch you
what do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do u call a guy with a long chin
Chino-Chinese
Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread
