Call jokes
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.