Call jokes
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*