Call jokes
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.