Call jokes
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.