What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Call Jokes
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
