Call jokes

What do cannibals call newborn babies?

Fresh fruit.

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."

Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,

"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."

And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

What do you call a group of emos?

Limited Edition.

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

What do you call an emo who's emo?

An emo.

Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.