What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
