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What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.

What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?

Bubble 007.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

What do you call a reverse exorcism?

It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?

The Milky Way.

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?

(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."

Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!

Orphan: You will?

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?

Tamaleto.

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What do you call an orphan? Homeless.

What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.

Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.

What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.

What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.

Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."