Cake

Cake Jokes

For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.