i only cut to find out if im real or cake
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What did hitler get for his birthday
A G.I Jew and a easy bake oven
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
So a mom and a dad are having sex, their daughter comes down and says, "mommy mommy, what are you doing?" The mom goes, "Uh, were making a cake, let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow." So the next day they go to the park and two teens are going at it in some bushes and the little girl goes,"mommy mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake, let's go back home." So they go home and the mom tucked her Indo bed and says "tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo and two monkeys are going at it and the girl goes "my mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake let's go back home." And so they go home and the girl goes "mommy, did you and daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says "n-no why?" And the little girl goes "because I licked the icing off the couch."
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
