What does cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
The wedding was so beautiful even the cake was tiers
MU i love your joke but i cut me a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheeze cake, and any thing else i can find.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself…
A piece of cake.
for my birthday on sept 11 this year I just want a plane chocolate cake
For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.” Like if you do this to your spouse.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !