Why did the car drive over the cake? Cause it was in teirs!! Lol sorry this ain’t funny
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
I'm a recovering cake addict
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop?The bakery shop has cake😞🎂
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Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
I went to the eyedoctor and I couldn't read. they showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
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What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday
A Cake By The Ocean
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
what is the best part about eating cake? your mom.
Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.
