Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
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I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
