Cake

Cake Jokes

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

Whatโ€™s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! ๐Ÿ˜ž๐ŸŽ‚

Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ

A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"

Patient: โ€œDoctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.โ€

Doctor: โ€œNext time, take off the candles.โ€

My son asked me โ€œ what is angel cake made of?โ€ I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts โ€œSTOPโ€ I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper โ€œwell in my angel cake I put angels in themโ€ I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he saidโ€grandma the one who died last Saturdayโ€

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

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Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."