What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
I'm psychicking your butt.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, thatβs always been there.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
