Butt jokes

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?

Who you might ask...

YOUR ASS CHEEKS!

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...

Butt fuck it.

What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

I'm psychicking your butt.

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"

Person: Guess what?

Other person: What?

Person: Chicken butt!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The butt.

The butt who?

The butt goes mooooo!

What did buttholes say after taking a dump?

Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.