Butt jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The butt.

The butt who?

The butt goes mooooo!

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

The butt quack one.

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

Q: What did the butt say to the face?

A: It farted!

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

What do you call a booty that can do magic?

A butt trick!

Guess what? Chicken butt.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anal.

A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"

Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.

Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!

Ha, Uranus face!

Not in a racist way tho.

I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.

I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

Why is my butt wet? I forgot.

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!