Person: guess what?
Other person: what?
Person: Chicken Butt
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied "that's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!" The guy said "no, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says "that fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!" Guy says "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
Trump 2020
three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club, No Feeling, No Problem.
my grandmas got 99 problems but a fat butt aint one of em
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic
What did the but cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of choochie man comes out
I like your mama's big BUTT, and I cannot lie.
Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack
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I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving. I wasn't clean after this.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it
A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.
Bootylicious lol
i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl
Why is your moms butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
what happens when u hit the Dwayne Johnson's butt u hit rock bottom
Your forehead is so big u look like megga mind butt with no super power just a big forehead
