But jokes

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."

Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

Classroom: *visible panic*

Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.

My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

My dick was in the book of world records.

But then the librarian asked me to take it out.

I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.