Burning jokes

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.