I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any! Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What do you call a kid in a wheel chair on fire?
Hot wheels
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
why do we not have female magicians because last time we had them we burned them alive
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I would roast you but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!
even if you do burn down an orphange it's not gonna matter. it's not like they have homes
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
