How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes but they all just crash and burn.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
