I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer
i burned a orphans hand and than they sed you will pay for this.me:what are you going to do tell your parents?
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby you gave it carpet burn
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH
911 I JUST CRASHED MY CAR I THINK ITS BURNING I CAN'T SEE IT HURTS TO BREATHE
*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
