What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Should I burn heaven?
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
