Burning jokes

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?

Hot Wheels.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Should I burn heaven?

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"