You're built like a double cheeseburger.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
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Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Have a great day today!
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
yo mamma so fat when she said order in the court she really meant burger's and fries
Your mama so fat, that when she ate burger, she liked it.
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at chic fl a.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
