Burger jokes
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Have a great day today!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!