Burger jokes
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Mmmmmm zogslop~
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"