Burger jokes
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Have a great day today!
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.