Burger jokes
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 馃憢馃崻馃崺馃崿馃尞馃崝馃崡馃崯馃崵馃崏馃嵀馃崼馃嵃
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald鈥檚?
Ass Burgers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Have a great day today!
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It鈥檚 a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.