Burger jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.