Burger jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Have a great day today!
Fuck burger.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!