Burger jokes
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TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Bunger.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.