Burger Jokes

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"

The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!

What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair

what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.

Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

Have a great day today

what do you put on a cheeseburger? it's a wrap!

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?

A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.