Burger jokes
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Have a great day today!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
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If one burgrer is half a pound. I can eat ten burgers and have consumed ten pounds of meat. which means I put a meat in my mouth. and lots of people (especially guys) eat burgers or other forms of meat. Which leads me to rocky mountain oysters which are literally balls. therefore eating meat is gay
Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.
I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.
In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.