What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Thomas Bulgin loves McDonald's dollars, A man of simple tastes, he hollers, With every visit, his heart does flutter, For golden arches, a fast food lover.
Those crispy fries, so perfectly fried, And burgers stacked, oh so high, The smell of grease, it fills the air, Thomas Bulgin, he'll always be there.
A dollar menu, his saving grace, A feast for him, a smile on his face, He counts his coins, with eager eyes, To savor each bite, a little prize.
In this world of fast-paced lives, Thomas Bulgin, he surely thrives, For in those golden arches, he finds, A moment of joy, that forever binds.
He cares not for gourmet cuisine, Nor fancy plates, fit for a queen, For in his heart, a simple truth, McDonald's dollars, his fountain of youth.
So let him eat, and let him feast, Thomas Bulgin, the fast food beast, For in those golden arches, he's found, A taste of happiness, unbound.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
